Preposterously Reverend Lord Professor Bishop Baron Lord Richard Harries, Baron Pentregarth, Gresham Professor of Divinity, Baron, Bishop, Professor, Lord…

55 years ago, two babies were switched at birth, unknown to their mothers. Aren’t mothers great. Do you know who else had a mother. Go on, guess. You’ll never get it. Yes, it was Jesus!

https://mega.nz/file/ducn2KZT#0NcBvGe933hBQBuasJ9laZWzk41uyZBV5wI0epJFDWY
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3njqd9nl9o#:~:text=An%20unavoidable%20explanation%20began%20to,unheard%20of%20in%20the%20UK.

Rhidian Babbling Brook, writer, celebrity and Christian

Americans have elected a billionaire to restore the American Dream and narrow the gap between rich and poor. But just in case it all goes horribly wrong, never fear, the Invisible Magic Friend is ultimately in charge and will sort it all out. We know this because it says so in the Big Book of Magic Stuff.

Specifically where Daniel has Nebuchadnezzar’s dream revealed to him, because the Invisible Magic Friend did that sort of thing all the time in those days, that a great kingdom will rule all of the world. We’re still waiting for that bit to happen, but the Big Book of Magic Stuff is never wrong, so you can be sure it will.

https://mega.nz/file/xiNSDAoa#EGZoqjYSm23Us-pogNNMEPfbdp2EX_ORAJXfaIrjo1w
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Daniel%202&version=NIV

Beattie Tina Beattie, Professor of being Catholic

Happy Guy Fawkes night everybody! Or alternatively, if you’re not into burning oppressed Catholic Freedom fighters, victory to the one true religion.

In America, we Christians, and I include some Protestants in that, will choose who the next president will be and so decide the fate of the planet.

Enjoy the fireworks.

https://mega.nz/file/I78WiZ4a#smoB-n6xk8DME3Yoijv-NLyWmesVQv7ttjqCQaQnqYE

Staggeringly Revd Nicholas Baines, Bishop of Leeds, West Yorkshire, the Dales and any other bits that can’t afford their own bishop any more

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, I went to a Bob Dylan concert. He’s a sort of prophet. This is relevant to the Conservative Party and the American election because it is. It’s just like Moses and Jesus. George Orwell too. If you went to a Bob Dylan concert then you would realise all this too.

https://mega.nz/file/VzciESiZ#kBYozllJlNZLbtSDW4jkY1ZUbmdtg__4jYaAce7R11M