The President of South Korea declared martial law. The image of a young woman defiantly grabbing a soldier’s rifle has become iconic.

This is EXACTLY like Advent. Oh yes, Advent, Jesus, candles, all that stuff. The parallels with an attempted coup in South Korea are uncanny.

This is the kind of intellectual rigour that only a theologian can provide.

https://mega.nz/file/8v9SnDxD#aiKKKEYllAM35btKGDU8RXlCdvOGh5gkvnpEzS90TU4

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, I’ve been watching Eastenders. It asks the question, what is evil?

The Catholic Church knows all about evil. We’re experts in the subject. If you want to know what evil is, just consult a Catholic.

https://mega.nz/file/9uF0hYDJ#6PKfcs64BeEkYBEVtx9_ZK-cf8JrNNpgM7VCC-CiP-o

“Brain rot” is the mental deterioration due to viewing too much online rubbish.

Which brings me to Advent, where we wait for the temporary, parthenogenic incarnation of one third of the Invisible Magic Friend, so that he can be temporarily sacrificed to the other two thirds in order to save us from the fate he had planned for us.

Proper brain food.

https://mega.nz/file/8v8CRKYI#z_6IbsWS-NKxZfeePvdLCpF-9UhPVUpPTaQkq9YEY1c

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, my phone was stolen by a boy on a bike. A woman ordered him to drop it and he did. A kind boy picked up my phone and returned it to me.

Isn’t the Invisible Magic Friend just amazing.

https://mega.nz/file/13UnQB6C#QhpQWZykY_5_Dmsq6dcOTq5j3pamwutRNLybfbhgf7Y

Joe Biden, a member of the One True Religion, has pardoned his son, as any father who isn’t a total psychopath would. To the outrage of Donald Trump who has called this a miscarriage of justice, and he should know.

It’s Advent, the season of Nearly Christmas and ages before Jesus dies on the cross saying “Father why have you abandoned me?” But Jesus was wrong. I know this because I’m a Catholic. The Top Third of the Invisible Magic Friend had not abandoned him. He was simply temporarily sacrificing him for the greater good before moving on to the next planet with a fallen intelligent species.

https://mega.nz/file/o7sHXCjD#Jyhx5v68E3l__jb79_knjMoNjagb24HP0EX2scYJZjk