Rabbi Laura Janner-Klausner, Movement Rabbi at the Movement for Reform Judaism

You can now be arrested for suspicion to conspire to possibly lock yourself to something in protest about something, possibly. The prophets from the Big Book of Magic Stuff would never have tolerated this. The right to peaceful protest is something we should all be proud of, not something that should be suppressed.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/11wd4NGlEeSk8935MjHelmAWFh2ogRGVc/view?usp=sharing

Ex-Rev Canon Angela Tilby, Christ Church Cathedral Oxford

AI makes it difficult to tell truth from lies. It could even create a new religion. It’s like Noah’s flood, which wasn’t a lie.

I tried to get an AI to write a TFTD. It was dreadful. You wouldn’t believe how embarrassingly bad it was. I simply couldn’t present such appalling tripe to a discerning audience.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Rsv5M4gILosfMgkucIux64tZcX1R8c-V/view?usp=sharing

The A B of C, Justin Welby

Let me see, is there anything happening today? Quick look at my diary. Nope, nothing there. Er… let me see… the papers. Darn, nothing there either. Mmmm… what to do? This is most awfully embarrassing, I’m sure there was something I was supposed to do today.

I’ve got this pot of magic oil. The guy who sold it to me insisted it could turn an ordinary mortal into the Invisible Magic Friend’s chosen one, who no longer breaks wind. I just can’t think who to rub it on.

No, it’s no good. I can’t think of anything.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IrJr7bjcGy8-qu-FNc9pvv1DNRCuRrfE/view?usp=sharing

Fearsomely Reverend James Jones, ex-Lord Bishop of Liverpool and Bishop of Prisons

Has anyone mentioned the coronation? The divinely appointed Charles and Camilla will take control of our country and use their divine power to reinvigorate our country. He is accountable to the Invisible Magic Friend and you don’t get any more accountable than that. Excuse me, while my voice breaks up and tears well in my eyes, as I anticipate this earth shattering event.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PzHXp5bE_WZ-rv7CBXGc0BfZ-Lp976o-/view?usp=sharing