A young girl, Sara, has died in the crush of people on a small boat attempting to reach Britain. This is emblematic of the problems facing many attempted migrants to our country.

So let’s talk about an almost certainly fictional story from the Old Tasty mint instead.

https://mega.nz/file/47t1ySJY#f1kAsOfH0ebXRlbWXelbmlL1NTXPeZFx8cIv_PHX_e0

It’s time to get out and vote in local elections.

The Prophet Jeremiah tells us that fully accountable local authorities are an integral part of a functioning democracy. Or at least, he would have told us that if anyone in the Big Book of Magic Stuff had thought to mention democracy at all.

https://mega.nz/file/Rq1CnZZR#J6pOfLXvb6itIfTNucO9a5RFWWV2Nw-lTCTwUD7hMcE

Christians are experts on death. So when we tell you about all the problems with assisted dying you should listen to us. We Christians aren’t against you choosing the time and means of your death. No, not at all. It’s just that there are lots and lots and lots and lots of problems with you making this choice and so it shouldn’t be allowed.

https://mega.nz/file/cj8ShQSa#GfbZxGrberJV47WoBmq8lXonbqfEMRrQJXdD1wn8d0M

There are more unregistered schools than ever before. I can’t think who might running all these dodgy schools or why.

The solution to this is more religion. Specifically MY religion. Proper schools, grounded in Hindu theology and tradition, supervised by experts in theology, ensure a correct spiritual education. Not some dodgy, fly-by-night, unregistered school, filling children’s heads with nonsense.

https://mega.nz/file/pvsiUQKQ#2uGE-B0nvDTSyqX4Gmkxf4qSGiGwld69CbTvwV1AFto

Imagine absolute peace and calm. No noise. No distractions. No one talking about Jesus.

https://mega.nz/file/Jj1j2ara#b4wxia1KI7PQFmVNVbUzZxuME6US8HHc3rSDMB04Qvk