We’ve got a new Archbishop of Canterbury. Isn’t that great! It’s so exciting. After a year where Canterbury has been archbishopless, we finally have the moral leadership that we’ve all been waiting for. She’ll be a world leader, stop genocide, abolish racism, elimate religious hatred, stand up for the poor, speak truth to power. All in the first week. Fortnight tops. It’ll make the achievements of Donald Trump look positively sluggish.

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There is no justification for the murder of innocent people. In the end, love is stronger than hate. Regardless of the motives of the perpitrator, the one thing we can be absolutely sure of is that the solution involves more religion.

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Lots of people now use their phones to pay for things. This is Invisible Magic Money and is therefore a Spiritual Matter.

If money was sinful, then Invisible Magic Money must be even more sinful. Fraudsters are using Crypto currencies, which nobody understands but are incredibly valuable, to defraud people. So that must be even more sinful still. Invisible sinfulness is completely out of control.

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And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, there’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy Yom Kippur everybody! Yes, on this day, Moses came down the mountain with the Ten Commandments (second version). It’s also the second anniversary of Hamas’ invasion of Israel and Israel’s reponse in Gaza.

Donald Trump’s got a peace plan, involving lots of casinos and golf complexes. Everybody has told him it’s a brilliant plan. Nobody thought to consult the Palestinians about it. So let us pray for peace.

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And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, there’s a Big Christian Festival today. Happy Michaelmas everybody! Yes, it’s time to celebrate angels, who worship the Invisible Magic Friend, send messages for him (he isn’t on social media), and protect us mortals badly.

You may have seen paintings of angels as cherubs, or tall, blond haired men with white wings. That’s all complete nonsense. Angels are actually purely spiritual beings, led by Michael, the top angel. Trust me on this. As an ex-Rev I’ve studied invisible magic beings thoroughly.

Science fiction tells us that black holes allow time travel and provide port holes into other universes. That every atom is connected to every other. That leaves turn brown in autumn. That there are stars. Thus, science confirms the existence of angels.

There is no other news today.

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