A Tale of Two Moons

Tue 13th May was a full moon. It was quite difficult to photograph because it was so low in the sky. There was only a brief window of about half an hour where it could be seen between my house and next door’s. To make matters worse, it was a very cloudy night, with only occasional gaps in the clouds. So I waited patiently and was rewarded with a brilliant orange coloured moon.

The picture on the right hand side was the result.

The moon on the left was taken on 15th Dec last year. They were both taken with the same camera, same telescope, same settings and resolution. The pictures have been cropped by the same amount. And no, you’re not imagining it, the May moon is smaller. But why?

At the risk of sounding like Father Ted, the May moon is smaller because it’s farther away. In fact it’s 10% farther away than the December moon, and consequently is 10% smaller. The moon orbits the Earth in an ellipse. These two pictures show a full moon at its closest and farthest points. The following picture illustrates this even more starkly.

But size and colour aren’t the only differences. If you look at the top of the moon, it should be clear that they’re not showing exactly the same features.

The moon wobbles on its axis, making different features available at different times. This alters the exact face that the moon presents to the Earth throughout the year. Features that are invisible one month can suddenly become visible the next.

Taking pictures of the moon isn’t quite as boring as you might think.

Rev Canon Dr Rob Marshall

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, happy week since Pope Leo was elected everybody! Isn’t he brilliant! He’s the 267th successor to St Peter you know. St Peter was brilliant. All the stories about him in the Big Book of Magic Stuff are definitely true. You know this because I’m telling you in the middle of the BBC’s flagship news programme, and that wouldn’t lie to you. St Leo was brilliant too.

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Rev Dr Sam Wells, Vicar of St Martin-in-the-Fields

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Magna Carta. It is often, mythically, thought, that Magna Carta is the first step on the road to liberty, due process and democracy. In fact, all it did was protect a select group of barons from the king.

In order to see the real roots of liberty, due process and democracy, we need to turn to the Big Book of Magic Stuff. Specifically the Acts of the Apostles, again. In this completely non-mythical text, we learn that Christianity excludes no one. Absolutely no one. Except The Gays obviously.

https://mega.nz/file/FqNCCZ6L#A2tkPz93_xPpSIaxfLoCJ9639wMNw8rG_ZPQIgYVzzk

Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason

Generations are increasingly isolated from each other.

Mary, the mother of the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, was part of a generation. Naomi and Ruth were in the Old Tasty Mint. I will now slow down and be more solemn as I say, they were from two different generations.

My point is clear.

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