And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, fashion. It’s great! Well, actually it’s rubbish, but some people seem to like it.

The thing about fashion is, it comes and goes. It keeps changing. If you want something better than fashion you need religion. Specifically my religion, the correct one, where the head of the Mountbatten-Windsor family is in charge. And thank the Invisible Magic Friend it’s Charles and not Andrew.

You see religion gives us morals and culture, and it never changes at all.

If dressing like an aristocrat from the late western Roman Empire is good enough for clerics, then it’s good enough for everyone else. Who needs fashion.

https://mega.nz/file/M2lGkCTT#ZS1scNdo8Y9TnrlfVBQz9B29ObY0_lgEFCub50i9soA
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00szxv6/clips

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the end of the world is nigh. I know this because my barber said so.

Jesus could be about to return any day now. He said so 2,000 years ago.

But Jesus also told us to look after the world until his arrival. I’m sure he said that somewhere. If he didn’t then I’m sure he meant to, cos’ Jesus was such a nice guy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0mf1wvz

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, there’s a Big Sikh Festival just now. Happy birthday of Guru Nanak everybody! Wasn’t he brilliant.

We’ll be changing the flags outside Gurdwaras. The flag indicates that there is free food available inside for anyone who wants it. But it also represents the values of the Guru Nanak.

A flag without values is meaningless.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0mdvwtc
https://mega.nz/file/ojcUyRbZ#svTujNrF7UTvwpS6GrhWHu824udIbASi5T_SQZpc4CQ

We know that miracles happen. Just look at the resurrection of Jesus. Science says that can’t happen, which just shows how rubbish science is.

Vishwash Kumar Ramesh miraculously survived the Ahmedabad plane crash. Although hundreds of others did not miraculously survive.

But all life is a miracle. The chances of you ever being born are infinitesimally small. The only possible explanation is that the Invisible Magic Friend made you.

https://mega.nz/file/8jN1FBTA#GyJ_WJul6N-vnWrDYEpluIycG4VqKNWxPJLfqYRRxd0

A train from Doncaster to london experienced the horror of a deranged knife attacker. But it was also an example of kindness and bravery. These real acts of courage by real people are exactly the same as the made up ones of the Good Samaritan. Has anyone ever mentioned him before? And from this we learn absolutely nothing at all.

https://mega.nz/file/9jMBWbIJ#H5rIz9MuC-D2MbUgfNpGqyLLGzpmhHhNYDhEvjiHZkE