The Invisible Magic Friend has chosen England to win the Women’s World Cup, because the other team just didn’t pray hard enough. His efforts on the football field explain why he’s just too busy to do anything about Gaza or Ukraine. Yes, it’s time to celebrate, because everybody loves football, in exactly the same way as everybody loves religion.

We learned the other day that football and religion are virtually the same thing. But actually football and war are virtually the same thing. This would seem to imply that religion and war are virtually the same thing. But that’s only logic and can be ignored.

Whatever success we’re celebrating, you can guarantee that religion will always be there to take the credit.

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