And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, happy week since Pope Leo was elected everybody! Isn’t he brilliant! He’s the 267th successor to St Peter you know. St Peter was brilliant. All the stories about him in the Big Book of Magic Stuff are definitely true. You know this because I’m telling you in the middle of the BBC’s flagship news programme, and that wouldn’t lie to you. St Leo was brilliant too.
https://mega.nz/file/M2F0RLIJ#sAifJI_GZkbWpPbkS6XWOT7Hf6xnEtMetJN7JAer1ro
And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Magna Carta. It is often, mythically, thought, that Magna Carta is the first step on the road to liberty, due process and democracy. In fact, all it did was protect a select group of barons from the king.
In order to see the real roots of liberty, due process and democracy, we need to turn to the Big Book of Magic Stuff. Specifically the Acts of the Apostles, again. In this completely non-mythical text, we learn that Christianity excludes no one. Absolutely no one. Except The Gays obviously.
https://mega.nz/file/FqNCCZ6L#A2tkPz93_xPpSIaxfLoCJ9639wMNw8rG_ZPQIgYVzzk
Generations are increasingly isolated from each other.
Mary, the mother of the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, was part of a generation. Naomi and Ruth were in the Old Tasty Mint. I will now slow down and be more solemn as I say, they were from two different generations.
My point is clear.
https://mega.nz/file/gidWyK5R#8B95GhdfdAbycxBlTM61xqx0cQT_hdIORCUXdRL4SQ8
Are you too fat? There’s a drug for that.
Our bodies are important. Bodies get mentioned in the Big Book of Magic Stuff. Yes, bodies are THAT important. They were given to us by the Invisible Magic Friend.
https://mega.nz/file/16tWVY6a#4hqSJ5JxbY8sWHubDSCMAbTuQouwaeS0dMHUN5df4eo
Platitude of the Day 