And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, there’s a Big Christian Festival today. Happy Ascension Day everybody!

On this day, the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, who had been temporarily sacrificed to himself to save us from himself, went up into the sky on a cloud to heaven, which is up there in the sky.

Of course, nowadays, with modern science, we know that heaven is not up there. And since the Big Book of Magic Stuff never lies about these things, Jesus must have asphyxiated, froze, and then been incinerated as he fell back from orbit.

Which brings me to global warming. Isn’t it terrible.

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