Peace, it’s brilliant. Jesus gave us peace, although no one seems to have noticed. This is why Christians, like Vladimir Putin, make such brilliant peacemakers, because we’ve got the one true Invisible Magic Friend to guide us.

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And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, there’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy nearly Purim everybody!

Just before this we fast. Muslims are also fasting because of Ramadan and Christians are fasting a little bit because of Lent. So all three Abrahamic religions are united in one big happy fast, with no disagreements about anything whatsoever.

The lesson from all this fasting is that we have to eat. Have some banana cake.

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And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, debt. It’s terrible. We Christians believe that all debt should be cancelled. We would never loan money to anyone because it’s sinful. Not even the Vatican Bank would. The Church of England would never invest in anything as unethical as a bank, which makes its money from debt.

So if someone owes you money, or your pension fund has shares in a bank, you too can look forward to being poor, or in debt.

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Would you eat lab grown meat? Some Hindus and vegetarians would and some Hindus and vegetarians would not. Does a product derived from a cow still possess essence of cow? Some Hindus and vegetarians think it does. Some Hindus and vegetarians think it does not.

What if it were human derived meat?

And would you invite the Invisible Magic Friend around to tea to offer him some lab grown meat? Some Hindus and vegetarians would and some Hindus and vegetarians would not.

The Big Book of Magic Stuff would tell Hindus and vegetarians exactly what to do if only it had been invented when it was written.

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And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, prayer. It’s great.

The diocese of Norwich has insisted that prayers must be diverse and inclusive. So pray for both sides in a war. That way you’re guaranteed to pray for the winners, thus ensuring the power of prayer is vindicated.

Jesus, was very big on prayer. “Do lots of praying to me,” he said.

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