M42, The Orion Nebula

The Orion Nebula is one of the brightest and most spectacular objects in the winter sky. Easily visible to the naked eye, I thought I’d be posting loads of pictures of it over the last few months. Unfortunately, most of this winter has been gloomily cloudy by day and by night in Southend. Still, I managed to get a picture a few nights ago with the smart scope, the Seestar S50.

For comparison, here’s an older one taken with my six inch reflector.

I had to modify the colours in the old image to try and make them look a bit like the new one. The smart scope applied a light pollution filter which, as its name suggests, cuts out a lot of common light pollution wavelengths. This allows a lot more detail to be recorded. The original colours in the old image looked like this. If you look through a telescope this is more like what you would see.

Orion is moving rapidly westwards. There isn’t much time left to enjoy it before it disappears for another six months or so.

I thought I might add a little note about all these “M” numbers that I keep quoting. They’re from Charles Messier’s 18th century catalogue of objects.

As a young boy, Messier saw a comet in the sky. He was so amazed by this that he devoted his life to discovering comets. He was well aware that there were a large number of fuzzy blobs in the sky that could easily be mistaken for comets, but which aren’t. So he decided to compile a list of rubbish-things-that-aren’t-interesting-because-they-aren’t-comets. The Orion Nebula is number 42 on Messier’s list of rubbish-things-that-aren’t-interesting-because-they-aren’t-comets.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Messier

Preposterously Reverend Lord Professor Bishop Baron Lord Richard Harries, Baron Pentregarth, Gresham Professor of Divinity, Baron, Bishop, Professor, Lord…

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, children. Happy children going to school. Jesus was a big fan of children. “If anyone should harm one of these little children, it would be better for them to have a millstone tied around their neck and dropped in the sea. Or alternatively, moved to another parish.”

Modern children are having their minds filled with violent pornography. If only they would read the Big Book of Magic Stuff instead.

https://mega.nz/file/0u10TaQb#sSpOL15GWS8g_W9ePVvRw7lJFp0atXyLtClYk8A_WvU

Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the world economy. The OECD says we’re not growing the way we were.

To address this, we turn to theology. Christians invented growth. But growth must be a sensible, theologically approved level of growth. The Invisible Magic Friend stopped growing the universe after six days because that was the correct amount of growth.

Theology comes to the rescue once again.

https://mega.nz/file/wv8wRSCR#i4cMQsIz0uoixfm5wD3CIAlvoDNVanrLeWZa2joZlwE