Trump swore on the Big Book of Magic Stuff that he would preserve, protect and defend the constitution of the United States. Just like he did last time. Which brings me to the Big Book of Magic Stuff. It’s brilliant. I can talk at length now about the Big Book of Magic Stuff and the Christian foundation of the U.S. because, no less a man than the President himself has endorsed it by swearing his oath upon it.

Oh, wait a minute. He didn’t.

Trump’s hand wasn’t on the Bible during the oath of office: What does this mean?

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