“Brain rot” is the mental deterioration due to viewing too much online rubbish.

Which brings me to Advent, where we wait for the temporary, parthenogenic incarnation of one third of the Invisible Magic Friend, so that he can be temporarily sacrificed to the other two thirds in order to save us from the fate he had planned for us.

Proper brain food.

https://mega.nz/file/8v8CRKYI#z_6IbsWS-NKxZfeePvdLCpF-9UhPVUpPTaQkq9YEY1c

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, my phone was stolen by a boy on a bike. A woman ordered him to drop it and he did. A kind boy picked up my phone and returned it to me.

Isn’t the Invisible Magic Friend just amazing.

https://mega.nz/file/13UnQB6C#QhpQWZykY_5_Dmsq6dcOTq5j3pamwutRNLybfbhgf7Y

Joe Biden, a member of the One True Religion, has pardoned his son, as any father who isn’t a total psychopath would. To the outrage of Donald Trump who has called this a miscarriage of justice, and he should know.

It’s Advent, the season of Nearly Christmas and ages before Jesus dies on the cross saying “Father why have you abandoned me?” But Jesus was wrong. I know this because I’m a Catholic. The Top Third of the Invisible Magic Friend had not abandoned him. He was simply temporarily sacrificing him for the greater good before moving on to the next planet with a fallen intelligent species.

https://mega.nz/file/o7sHXCjD#Jyhx5v68E3l__jb79_knjMoNjagb24HP0EX2scYJZjk

Birth and death. Notre Dame. Jeremiah. They all lead us to four weeks of Advent. Oh yes, Advent, that’s what’s in the news today.

Yeah, I got to be the first to mention Advent! Now if I can just be the first to get in there with The True Meaning of Christmas.

https://mega.nz/file/5jcn2ITI#K3R85Vjczu4NVyDjr7OiBWHBDJfX8Tuln0uWj-V9S3E