Even unbelievers give gifts at Christmas. But we Christians give to the poor. And we never tell anybody about it. We give to the homeless, the orphans, the elderly and bereaved. We never tell anyone about this either.

We do this because one third of the Invisible Magic Friend was born in a stable near the Winter Solstice. If he hadn’t been then we just wouldn’t bother with all that useless lot of hangers on.

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