Coal and oil is a gift from the Invisible Magic Friend. But it’s a bad gift that we mustn’t use. The Invisible Magic Friend has given us other gifts, like life. That’s a good thing. The Invisible Magic Friend created the universe and saw that it was good. Except coal and oil. They’re bad.
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Platitude of the Day 