People are choosing not to have funerals in proper, solemn, sacred places like churches. Many are choosing instead to have scurrilous, irreverent “celebrations of life”. There are some who don’t even mention the Invisible Magic Friend at all.

Well, you just wait until judgement day. Then you’ll be sorry.

https://mega.nz/file/Zj0T2AJT#mcPdr8Du17NMiwk2Eh_pzwhySfhpCv4YdEggTKi8vjY

Gold medal winners have to sacrifice a great deal to be the best.

This is exactly the same as becoming a Christian. Except we don’t get a gold medal and don’t have to give up anything.

We sit alone for hours, muttering incantations, with no reply from the Invisible Magic Friend. It’s almost as if he isn’t there.

https://mega.nz/file/57kw1RRa#llaRKpr2I6RtjCdpy82K69IhhaxCRFFGxDXRvrV-_HI

The 6th and 10th Aug are the anniversaries of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They went past, almost unmentioned. Yet the world is becoming a dangerous place again. To go nuclear is to cross a threshold that must never be crossed again.

The lesson is simple. YOU MUST ALL REPENT, REPENT I SAY, THE END IS NIGH!

https://mega.nz/file/FmcmVAJA#tYkGgMXEznIyAtcx4igH5rYfxJao3SjhENbsv5sQGxc

“Home doesn’t have to be perfect, but, at the very least, it should be a place where you don’t feel scared.”

https://mega.nz/file/0ulxVIDB#qV4FkEUnb05ezeFhuGQDEDfPbwK8QH1oqJG1YgwkSv0

Chester zoo is celebrating the birth of Jasper the Persian Donkey.

The reason Jasper is so important is because he is part of the Invisible Magic Friend’s varied creation. All Species were personally invented by him because he’s so brilliant. That, and a donkey gets mentioned in the Big Book of Magic Stuff. Yes, donkeys are THAT important.

Charles Dickens had nothing whatever to say about Persian Donkeys, but I’ll mention him anyway, as I’m a professor of literature as well as theology.

https://mega.nz/file/ZntFgRrI#UA02bMspr7ynrCM6INPDS4CkKtVLtLEYaRnBuUPPOqA