Canon Dr Rachel Mann, Archdeacon of Bolton and of Salford

Noel and Liam Gallagher are brothers.

There are brothers in the Big Book of Magic Stuff. Yes, brothers are THAT important. None of the brothers in the Big Book of Magic Stuff formed a pop band. One did kill another and then another went and frittered away his inheritance. Apart from that they’re exactly the same as Noel and Liam Gallagher.

Isn’t the Big Book of Magic Stuff just great.

https://mega.nz/file/83lDwZ6L#ppHT4oNzkbr_I2XMUaTZMaRgfxid6jbOQY5_uin9X_A

Jasvir Singh, Chair of the City Sikhs Network, Co-chair of Faiths Forum 4 London

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy Anniversary of the Compilation of the Sikh Scriptures everybody!

A Sikh Guru went through all the existing scriptures and decided which ones were true. With so much fake news about these days, isn’t it nice to know that we have this sure fire way of telling truth from fiction.

https://mega.nz/file/5udhDJwA#OVfxlauBzI1RxVEHrUUOjfhFSPCn0brpMIVjuvbPVj0

Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason

The Taliban have banned singing. Phew, what a bunch of religious loonies.

Some less advanced Christians still don’t think women are equal to men. Theologically they are quite wrong. Religion in general has a poor track record on women’s equality. The solution to this is, clearly, more religion.

https://mega.nz/file/oyMnSAKK#NY8dbCqom8BTEOtMNCeF7v3KWQPMjj2LX0xqIn7rYZk

Catherine Pepinster, professional Catholic

The Paralympic Games are starting.

Aren’t the disabled great. I know this because St Paul nearly said so. He didn’t actually mention them but he did say that Jews and Greeks were equal, which amounts to the same thing.

Yes, thanks to the wonderful world of Christian theology, we now know that all people are equal. Except the gays of course, and women, obviously.

https://mega.nz/file/InEU1ARB#8VLK1d6i7L_tPqNyiPXA9gVW1QRMq8_USxPBf9j20QE