We’re about to welcome a new House of Commons. The government and opposition benches are famously two sword lengths apart to stop them from physically attacking one another.

Which brings me to Jewish food laws. We distinguish between moral and immoral animals and only eat the moral ones. Although there are a few moral ones that we don’t eat.

This is our message to new MPs. Only eat the moral animals opposite (mostly).

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