And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy Day After the Ascension Day everybody! We’re all now WAITING for Pentecost. We all have to spend a lot of our time WAITING. Christians are really good at WAITING because of our Spiritual Discipline.

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And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy Ascension Day everybody! This is when Jesus went up into the sky having come back from the dead, to join the other two thirds of the Invisible Magic Friend.

This proves that heaven definitely exists, that we’re heading there if we worship the Invisible Magic Friend properly, all three bits of him, and that Christianity is a religion immersed in the real world.

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Today, I want to talk to you about some terrible current events.

No, not really. Happy Julian of Norwich Day everybody! She tells us that the Invisible Magic Friend is all around us, loves us individually, and will correct all ills in the Invisible Magic Friend. Isn’t that nice.

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Ukraine has lowered its conscription age to 25. Which brings me to the Hindu scriptures. They’re SO relevant that I’ll spend the bulk of the next three minutes talking about how relevant they are.

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Christians invented Trade Unions and so, via them, the Labour Party. It was because Jesus taught working people, like me, as well as ordinary people, like you, to organise, that the whole thing got started. Jesus, the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, invented the Apostolic Succession, which gave me the power to come on the radio and tell you all this.

Over the years, we Christians have patiently explained to ignorant rabble, such as yourselves, about all the good and wonderful things that have come your way because of we Christians. Freedom of Religious Belief was one of them, although not necessarily freedom of any old belief, just religious ones. We also invented feeding the poor, housing the homeless, education, environmentalism, challenging the powerful and the wealthy (excluding us), votes for women, votes for everyone, the abolition of slavery, rights for gays, food, sunshine and happiness.

Your welcome.

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