And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy Ascension Day everybody! This is when Jesus went up into the sky having come back from the dead, to join the other two thirds of the Invisible Magic Friend.

This proves that heaven definitely exists, that we’re heading there if we worship the Invisible Magic Friend properly, all three bits of him, and that Christianity is a religion immersed in the real world.

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