Month: Apr 2024

Tina Beattie, Professor of being Catholic

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, I flew to Canada, where I gave a talk about how the Invisible Magic Friend made the earth. We, and by “we” I do of course mean “you”, must live more sustainably because the Invisible Magic Friend says so, except where he didn’t.

Isn’t the Pope just fantastic.

https://mega.nz/file/ovVWEYQb#Jd3QGOvd7ORYGgP12pwn99i-6mT60jH3CofJsAtXAiI

The Chief Rabbi Sir Ephraim Mirvis

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy Passover everybody! Yes, it’s once again time to celebrate the genocide of Egyptian youth by the Invisible Magic Friend’s Angel of Death. The Israelites then spent 40 years in the desert. They were incredibly clean and didn’t leave so much as a shard of pottery or a piece of poo behind.

We celebrate this happy slaughter every year and will do forever.

https://mega.nz/file/QvMXUZ4T#1h9o4v7UB5iThUKwkaoZ6sC0pGYYCrZveot9s2dUHmk

Rev Canon Dr Jennifer Smith, Superintendent minister at Wesley’s Chapel and Leysian Mission

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Taylor Swift’s got a new album out and it’s brilliant.

These songs are exactly the same as the Psalms, except they don’t involve the Invisible Magic Friend. They’re also exactly the same as other bits of the Big Book of Magic Stuff, except that they don’t involve the Invisible Magic Friend too, just like they didn’t with the Psalms.

https://mega.nz/file/A7E2CLrZ#Bl5R3r0QvCtlXrqvffGdNw9Aq-Nih_mIf2zYbq0vpAQ