Scintillatingly Rev and non-female Philip North, Bishop of Blackburn and not Bishop of Burnley or Sheffield

Happy April Fools’ Day everybody! Which I’ve now spoiled by reminding everybody that it’s April Fools’ Day.

All sorts of sad, shallow, tired, hilarious nonsense and pranks take place today. Which brings me to the resurrection of Jesus. Which is exactly NOT a sad, shallow, tired, hilarious piece of nonsense but a sophisticated branch of theology, too complex for me to explain to simple people such as yourselves, in an all too brief media slot like this. It would take me hours and hours of detailed argument to prove to you that the resurrection is not a piece of hilarious nonsense. Sadly, the completely secular BBC is unwilling to allow me this and I no longer have the power to compel them.

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