Bode’s Galaxy and the Cigar Galaxy

Time for a pretty picture. This is Bode’s galaxy and the Cigar galaxy. Otherwise known as M81 and M82. A pair of galaxies in Ursa Major, approximately 12 million light years away.

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As always this is from a fairly cheap 6 inch reflector and a very cheap second hand mirrorless camera. Shot in my back garden in Southend-on-Sea. Total exposure was about 10 minutes.

If you want to try and have a look in binoculars. You might just be able to make them out if you look here.

Of course you won’t see anything that looks like a galaxy, just a fuzzy blob. You need to take photographs to see anything vaguely galaxy shaped. Even through the telescope the view looks more like this 5 sec exposure..

I was fairly chuffed with this picture. So I went in search of similar ones on the internet and found this.

Now, it’s entirely subjective of course, but I have to say this image is just a teensy weensy bit better than mine. Having said that, the photographer has some fantastic equipment to take pictures with.

https://cosgrovescosmos.com/projects/m81-m82

Rather than 10 minutes of exposure, this photo took 10 hours.

If you’re wondering why the link above shows the photographer using two telescopes, one of them is a guide scope. It has its own camera that sends images to a computer. The computer runs a piece of software that locks onto the image of a bright star and then send commands to the guidance software of the main telescope, keeping it pointing in the right direction for hours at a time. A second camera in the main scope then takes long exposure images of several minutes at a time. These are then stacked by more software, either in real time or offline.

I’ve sometimes thought about plunging down the astrophotography rabbit hole. If you want to consume as much money as you like, it’s the perfect hobby. But in the last month I think I’ve had two whole nights when there wasn’t any moon, any clouds, any wind, any excessive moisture in the air, any neighbourhood parties with lights, or any spotlights in neighbours’ gardens. So, for now at least, I think I’ll stick to cheap second hand stuff and see how far I can push it.

Rev Canon Dr Jennifer Smith, Superintendent minister at Wesley’s Chapel and Leysian Mission

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend is dead. King Charles has said so and that’s good enough for me.

Jesus temporarily sacrificed himself to himself to save us from himself. It’s so sad.

SPOILER ALERT

He comes back.

https://mega.nz/file/xu1g0CKT#oA0fCpq5nZwY7FDTW7XG6mLF_TSf0lG5kBezFAfYeoo

Rev Lucy Winkett, Rector of St James Piccadilly, handy for Fortnum and Mason

Has anyone mentioned Holy Week? Happy Maundy Thursday everybody! It’s when the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend first magically turned bread and wine into his own body and blood and passed his magic powers onto the apostles. Through the Apostolic Succession they’ve passed their magic powers down through the centuries so that we can still eat bits of him today. Isn’t that brilliant!

I know what you’re thinking. Thank goodness the eucharist is still in the news and we don’t just get some blatant, unashamed, religious proselytizing.

You must now feel profoundly gloomy for the first half of the holiday weekend.

https://mega.nz/file/Uz1lnayQ#2KsDPCKOXqXIpqhmo4yO-a5tUpx67ezbH7HQUYudG2E

Beattie Tina Beattie, Professor of being Catholic

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy In Between Wednesday when Jesus did not a lot.

Which brings me to democracy, which Jesus talked about a lot. Fickle crowds are subject to totally made up stories and can be made to believe any outlandish rubbish.

The Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny was a devout Christian as is the Russian dictator who murdered him. Which just goes to show how flexible Christianity is.

https://mega.nz/file/svNxRIaY#asK8kNhCVyeqQFGtcMVZnSz-_LJa8Wa_5ZXgxzRgWFk