Alexei Navalny’s mother was unable to visit her son’s body. This is exactly the same as Mary and Jesus, who’s son was really the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, and had secretly risen from the dead. So I’m going to forget all about my perfunctory mention of a real dead person and talk to you instead about how brilliant Jesus and Christianity is.

Well, you complained when we didn’t mention the news. Now you complain when we do. There’s just no pleasing some people.

https://mega.nz/file/c3FTiKoB#MznV5cc9zFBuA91FR-5vBpk85r2fa3NJuSEyHryjqyM