And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, thousands of churches are closing. It’s so sad. What we need is lots of money. Churches have hardly ever asked people to give them money. But now, in out hour of need, we need to turn to you. If you have a spare few thousand pounds, give it to a church. They’ll make good use of it by spending it on themselves. That’s why I’m using this three minutes of comment on the news from a faith perspective, to try and make you feel guilty and give us your money. We promise we’ll never, ever ask for your money again.

And if you’re one of those horrid unbelievers, please, please, please don’t fall over laughing at this terrible catastrophe.

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