Month: Jan 2024

Canon Dr Rachel Mann, Archdeacon of Bolton and of Salford

Deep fakes are becoming big problems. As always, we turn to Thomas Aquinas, who wrote a 3,500 page, 8 volume, treatise on deep fakes and how to legislate against them. I will now summarise this, and all other Catholic theology on the subject, in the remaining two minutes.

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Amazingly Reverend Doctor David Walker, Bishop of Manchester

Jürgen Klopp is leaving Liverpool FC. This is exactly the same as St Francis of Assisi who resigned as head of his order. Although I must stress, Liverpool Football Club and the Franciscan Order are different things. The Franciscan Order, for example, has never won the football league. But other than these trifling differences, they are exactly the same.

I too, sadly, must leave you. But never fear, I will be back!

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Catherine Pepinster, professional Catholic

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, thousands of churches are closing. It’s so sad. What we need is lots of money. Churches have hardly ever asked people to give them money. But now, in out hour of need, we need to turn to you. If you have a spare few thousand pounds, give it to a church. They’ll make good use of it by spending it on themselves. That’s why I’m using this three minutes of comment on the news from a faith perspective, to try and make you feel guilty and give us your money. We promise we’ll never, ever ask for your money again.

And if you’re one of those horrid unbelievers, please, please, please don’t fall over laughing at this terrible catastrophe.

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