And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, a metaphor. Or is it a simile? Either way it’s just the sort of brilliant literary device you would expect from such a celebrity Christian writer like wot I am.

The war between two branches of the Abrahamic sect is like a great explosion, followed by deafening noise, followed by annoying tinnitus. I’m not saying which one I am.

https://mega.nz/file/Mu0VVDjQ#nuTBPgIrIY35KSAl8EdLfYP2dZf5v7qGkDRVs4QX8wA

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Happy Anniversary of the End of the Thirty Years War everybody! But take heart, it’s not all war and misery. There’s Christianity, the One True Religion, at least my version of it is. Think how much better things have been since that arrived.

https://mega.nz/file/tm9SyTxR#QGHCMnTYbQnLAeAOTB3l6IF7M_rWxJhwspJ6Yn3uiMg

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, how do you tell which translation of Hindu scripture is the correct one? It’s so easy to read a version that distorts the message from the Invisible Magic Friend into something that the author wants. To overcome this you need to be rigorous in your verification of the translation, ensuring that someone very, very holy indeed has vouched for its authenticity.

https://mega.nz/file/U6klhAqC#T_KiqGZPNINiq-71ukvnS7KKvLxR4acXKkzhHUzac60

The people of Gaza and Israel are suffering. Jesus suffered too.

https://mega.nz/file/g7U0WaTa#BRZeOH0UP0XTEwHwIBJua3uJKk3dr5tYF3Ms32DfmDU

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, winter is on the way. I don’t suppose anyone has ever mentioned the Book of Job. Job blames the Invisible Magic Friend for all his woes. And he’s right, the Invisible Magic Friend was the one doing it to him.

https://mega.nz/file/VzcXlTpD#5Nu_7XmGOCXYFE0AOnj1IxssC7ZDruHOCGOxU8MpoGE