It’s natural to be cynical about the space probe that returned a sample from an asteroid. Surely this money would be better spent on armaments or consultancy fees to politicians? But no, Jesus, the Temporarily Visible Third of the Invisible Magic Friend, tells us that wasting money on pointless things is a Good Thing. I suppose he must’ve known what he was talking about so we better do as we’re told. So I’ll wonder at the immense bigness of it all instead.

https://mega.nz/file/N30iGC7B#aXNKey17cKWAC-HiV6umcToL7GXtikgWRf_hmHfXJeQ

Anthropologists have discovered that humans used carpentry to build shelters half a million years ago.

That would be a spiritual matter.

https://mega.nz/file/k6NTAJxT#Fx69byGmlNwFEn60aeicNePMaggd256_UgBCHHGzlj0

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, my friend has an allotment, which is brilliant. Lots of people have allotments apparently. That’s brilliant too. But Europe is getting too hot to grow things.

Bill Gates wants to grow things in a laboratory, which is horrible and not at all Christian.

https://mega.nz/file/Z2NlWAZS#eGtDyhWtpj4x13NODwa_Niu2pUsfneyCd-Mrvsgcc8s

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, there’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy Nearly Yom Kippur everybody!

Obedience is no longer considered important according to a social survey. But this is all wrong. You must obey the rules of the Invisible Magic Friend. Or else…

https://mega.nz/file/RitTQaoC#UNn86uN6hikFL8YlbI89qNBwn_OIWbYaisWKX3PI4-s

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, speaking. I once lost my voice. Just imagine that, not being able to hear me.

The Invisible Magic Friend spoke the universe into existence, so speaking is just as important for the Invisible Magic Friend as it is for me.

And that is the end of the Big News today from a Faith Perspective.

https://mega.nz/file/RqNhxALa#Tq1etT4p9LMWW_FPGxH2GYceJEJm2aNl-RBAAwHIrhw