An earthquake victim say she can only rely on the Invisible Magic Friend to provide her with food. The Invisible Magic Friend will not provide her with food. For to concede that, I would also have to concede that the Invisible Magic Friend intervenes in the natural order to create earthquakes.

But we can all rely on the Invisible Magic Friend, to be unreliable. That is guaranteed.

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