Neonatal death rates in the UK are much higher for ethnic minorities, partly because medical tests were developed with white babies in mind. The Prophet Isaiah and the Invisible Magic Friend both say that neonatal tests should be developed that are applicable to all babies.

Or at least they would definitely say that if they had though about it.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1iHwy1XBMDlo-QlTyI1hbSYDPHUChkCzy/view?usp=sharing

Private care providers for vulnerable children are expanding in the north of England. Christians are all for making a profit, but not at the expense of children or the Invisible Magic Friend.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1uL2HIgIXpdoo8Jjj7-4OfKwnUD5zVMxf/view?usp=sharing

Politicians are using AI to write policies that people will vote for. This is why democracy is not enough. People need Christianity to provide morality. There are other sources of morality, but they’re obviously not as good as the real thing. People learn morality by reading a book on the subject and the best book on the subject is the Big Book of Magic Stuff.

Once politicians have learned morality by reading my Big Book of Magic Stuff, they will need to lead people by being honest, offering them sensible choices and maybe even persuading them to make sacrifices. Me and my colleagues at the Daily Telegraph will fully support any politician, whether Labour or Conservative, who does so.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1s1l8yOaaNnRwC11AuhS2CeKXKTD7-gr2/view?usp=sharing

The Scottish government has called for the decriminalisation of drug use, and been refused by the English government. The idea is to treat drug use rather than add to the user’s problems with criminal charges.

The Koran says not to overdo things.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i9SCc5HX_Zes2ydzek-HBulduPNcJfWf/view?usp=sharing

The religious nutters in Afghanistan are oppressing women. My religion isn’t nearly as nutty as some of them.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/10qSOJrbu21nrOAobcOVSZRgV458WvWz-/view?usp=sharing