https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_XaFLPg9VjQxA_7-HXHRz_5WoUhN93BJ/view?usp=sharing

I really don’t want to use the tragedy of India’s worst rail disaster as an excuse to proselytise religion, specifically my religion, but I will anyway.

Remember, all those who have died have been instantly reincarnated as something else, as willed by the all loving Invisible Magic Friend. As evidence for this I offer you absolutely nothing whatsoever.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RUeGNuA5D8OPGiG-CFy86wPOLIW05MJi/view?usp=sharing

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the Big Book of Magic Stuff has been banned in a school in Utah because it is a violent, fictional, misogynistic, homophobic, genocidal, internally contradictory, scientifically and historically wrong book. What’s wrong with that?

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y_ZFR2s6UpV9x-MTRSbB1msCYQYbFOZu/view?usp=sharing

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, weeds. Weeds are EXACTLY like Jesus.

And that is the end of the Big News today from a Faith Perspective.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-_RNQgu4VxvrDbfMfBmhIvE_SJezwfPD/view?usp=sharing

It’s national insert-something-edible day. Somebody invents all these stupid, frivolous, pointless days. This is EXACTLY the same as the Hebrews arriving in the promised land, which definitely happened.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16v3aHvRygMfNZDWV24Sc5q2Uj0J3LMpx/view?usp=sharing