As part of our new, diversity aware, subject participation, coronation ceremony, His Majesty’s subjects will be invited to swear an oath of allegiance.
“I swear that I will pay true allegiance to your majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God”
Serious, respectable organisations, like Republic, or the National Secular Society, would never suggest anything as childish as I’m about to suggest. However, as I’m neither serious nor respectable, I would like to propose a giant raspberry blow during the oath of allegiance. Just imagine it, millions of people, in streets and pubs up and down the breadth of the land, all blowing a giant raspberry in unison.
Unfortunately, I don’t have the social media presence to push the idea. But you never know. someone reading this just might. I can dream.
Platitude of the Day 