Dozens of bodies have been found from a Christian cult that starved themselves to death. Phew, what a bunch of loonies. Not like my not-a-cult Catholic Church. The Invisible Magic Friend gets to decide when you are martyred. Not some potty cult leader with crackpot ideas.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qZWbZC4m14UKpEG4wgHLhHtZpF_TKx4U/view?usp=sharing