And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, is the Invisible Magic Friend a he or a she, or is s/he trans, or bi, or gay? This is so vital a question to the modern world.

S/he/it is the invisible Dark Matter, which is why physicists can’t find it. Yes, these ancient questions, now finally resolved in the 21st century by the Church of England, the one true Church headed by His Majesty King Charles III, is helping out those poor, befuddled, physicists.

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