Month: Jan 2023

Ven Elizabeth Adekunle, Archdeacon of Hackney

In the Big Book of Magic Stuff, Noah lived to 950 and Methusalah lived to 969. This just goes to show how much better things were when the Invisible Magic Friend was allowed to run things properly.

Old age can be wonderful, or terrible, depending on how lucky you are, or how much the Invisible Magic Friend like you.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BUUdfEnYZrjCT1Z-wzAmPRGGaveyzJOH/view?usp=sharing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64314673

Akhandadhi Das, a Vaishnav Hindu teacher and theologian

Trans people suffer stigma and discrimination in Hindu India. So let’s turn to Hinduism to teach us about gender and identity. Trans people are confused because their invisible magic bits, which we know exist because the Hindu texts say they do, and even have a word for them, are reincarnated in a body with the wrong sex.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fY4QFuYwxI5dBnxbX2muuqs2IK9eTIQ6/view?usp=sharing

Rev Dr Michael Banner, Dean and Fellow of Trinity College, Cambridge

Davos is taking place up a mountain.
Lots of false, not real, imaginary gods lived up on mountains. What a silly thing for people to believe.
Jesus went up a mountain but then came back down again, where he magically healed a boy having a seizure.
Davos is all about being rich and powerful, but there are poor people in the world. Won’t someone please, please think of the poor people.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/10EjdK7L6pkVYapkam6eHuUg9GnpHNHVx/view?usp=sharing

Rev Dr Dr Prof David Wilkinson, Principal of St John’s College Durham

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, I got invited to represent Jesus at a talk in Washington about sciency things. There were rich people, famous people, clever people and me. I made sure they understood that Jesus made everything. We know this is true because he said so and the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend wouldn’t lie.

Oh, and space telescopes are discovering new habitable planets and how galaxies evolve.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ScDUK5HpEhkF6x_KZI7VxIrmTemxzNVW/view?usp=sharing