In the Big Book of Magic Stuff, Noah lived to 950 and Methusalah lived to 969. This just goes to show how much better things were when the Invisible Magic Friend was allowed to run things properly.

Old age can be wonderful, or terrible, depending on how lucky you are, or how much the Invisible Magic Friend like you.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BUUdfEnYZrjCT1Z-wzAmPRGGaveyzJOH/view?usp=sharing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64314673