And now the football news. A footballer is very proud of himself. The Big Book of Magic Stuff says pride is a really bad thing. The Big Book of Magic Stuff is wrong here. Pride is great. Don’t listen to the Big Book of Magic Stuff, it’s complete rubbish. I don’t know why anyone ever pays any attention to it.

Jesus says pride is brilliant. We know this for sure because it says so in the Big Book of Magic Stuff.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1XzZASzj73NJku5K6A1zCBRi9GmcAYbIo/view?usp=sharing

Has anyone mentioned the Queen yet? She’d dead you know and had a really good funeral. It was awesome.

By an amazing coincidence there’s a Big Jewish Festival coming up. Happy Rosh Hashanah everyone! This is all about awe. Isn’t that great! Oh, and it’s also the birthday of the universe.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ij-YPEAggr4HP8p-rsXqpIhYSi4u4lUG/view?usp=sharing

Wee need to help the poor. The Big Book of Magic Stuff says so. And it’s not enough to just talk about helping the poor. No, you have to get out there and give poor people themselves a good talking to.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1d7fUzal_dhjIayd8CW8SJmNNE6IPYp9p/view?usp=sharing

Things change, stuff happens, people die. You don’t get much time in life, use it wisely. (I bet no one’s ever thought to put that in a TFTD before. Certainly not the person yesterday who’s TFTD I obviously didn’t listen to.)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/10k-gg-YQvqEZ175RwH1fXpWf3VWnCqX9/view?usp=sharing

Life goes on. Important tasks, like praying, must still be done. That’s why the Queen’s funeral didn’t bother too much about her, but concentrated instead on the Invisible Magic Friend. So spend plenty of time praying and you too could all be a bunch of queens one day.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1x_94ep3eijJbO6wk-r3Us9jMNpxJ8KLG/view?usp=sharing