Happy Super Saturday everybody! We can all start doing important things again, like going to church to praise the Invisible Magic Friend for not killing us, yet, with his new virus.

But when should we start doing things again? The New Tasty mint tells us exactly when, and that is when we are prepared. Not before we are prepared and not long after we are prepared but exactly when we are prepared. So we should do things at the right time, not the wrong time.

Theology’s just so useful.

And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, the NHS. Anyway, enough of that.

We all have to get along. Jesus said so. This is obvious to us Christians, whether you’re Anglican, Catholic, Greek Orthodox, Russian Orthodox, Baptist, Methodist, Jehovah’s Witness, Lutheran, Calvinist, Adventist, Pentecostal, or one of the other hundreds of Christian denominations.

Lot’s of people are suffering from the virus.

I know someone else who suffered. Yes, that’s right, it was the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend, who had to sacrifice himself to the other invisible bits of the Invisible Magic Friend, so that we could all be saved from the Invisible Magic Friend.

Suffering is good, which is why he created the virus.

Hurrah, the mosques are opening again! Everyone is welcome: men, women, gay, straight, muslim, the rest. Soon, you’ll all be attending the mosque.