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Month: Feb 2019

Reverend Dr Jane Leach, Principal of Wesley House, Cambridge

Trans people, Trump, Brexit, Extremists. These are complex problems. Only an idiot would propose simple solutions.

The solutions to all these problems is Jesus. I can’t think of any problem that can’t be solved by more Jesus.

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peterhearty8361 Uncategorized 8 Comments 18th Feb 201919th Feb 2019

Rev Dr Rob Marshall, Priest at St John the Evangelist, Welwyn Garden City

Aren’t the young just fantastic. There are young people in the Big Book of Magic Stuff, so young people are definitely a Good Thing.

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peterhearty8361 Uncategorized 8 Comments 16th Feb 201919th Feb 2019

From Norwich, it’s the bishop of the week, Fantastically Reverend Graham James, Lord Bishop of Norwich

Was Winston Churchill a hero or a villain? This brings me neatly to the canonisation of Cardinal Newman, unmarried, who lived with his special male friend. He remained pure and totally un-gay.

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peterhearty8361 Uncategorized 9 Comments 15th Feb 201916th Feb 2019

Tina Beattie, Professor of being Catholic

Happy Valentine’s Day! Who better to tell you all about love than a Catholic. Love is great, provided it’s done within a marriage authorised by the Catholic Church and not gay. Otherwise you’re just a whoring lascivious slut who’ll burn in hell for all eternity.

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peterhearty8361 Uncategorized 5 Comments 14th Feb 201916th Feb 2019

Akhandadhi Das, a Vaishnav Hindu teacher and theologian

Somebody’s suing his parents for giving birth to him. For the perfect antidote to such silliness there’s Hinduism.

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peterhearty8361 Uncategorized 7 Comments 13th Feb 201914th Feb 2019

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