And in the Big News today from a Faith Perspective, Christmas Carols. Some people like modern songs, but modern songs are rubbish. Traditional carols are the only proper ones.
In traditional carols people were poor. People are becoming poor again. Being poor is traditional and therefore good.
Which brings me to the temporarily visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend, who is born, but then dies, but then gets resurrected and then goes up into the sky on a cloud. This is all traditional and therefore good and therefore definitely true.