Very Nearly Rev Hannah Malcolm, project co-ordinator at God and the Big Bang, 2019 Theology Slam winner

President Biden has cancelled many student debts. Cancelling debts was invented by Christians. This is proved by the Big Book of Magic Stuff.

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2 thoughts on “Very Nearly Rev Hannah Malcolm, project co-ordinator at God and the Big Bang, 2019 Theology Slam winner

  1. Ooh, which version of my holy book shall I quote from today? It’s really important that people understand exactly what the Bible tells us and the Lord’s prayer is key content so we had better all agree on what the wording is. So today’s translation from whichever ancient language into whichever version of English is ‘debt’ and ‘debtors’ not ‘trespass’ and ‘trespasses’, which you have all been using since you were children.
    Now we have that straight I bet you a million pounds that Jesus doesn’t like debts and would get rid of them all if he ever decides to come back (still waiting 🤞), especially student debt like mine. Maybe Liz Truss will do the same as Biden if I pray hard enough.

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  2. Well, Hannah, why stop at student loans? Why not let off every person or organisation that owes money to someone else, particularly to the Government? Let the oligarchs off their Unexplained Wealth Orders. Let the water companies off their fines for poor performance. Let Worcester Warriors RFC off their tax bill. Let me off the money I owe the window-cleaner. Never mind that they’re part of the deals we all do with each other to keep the wheels of society turning. Who needs society anyway? I’m sure Jesus would approve.

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