Scotland face England tonight. While I’m Welsh and British, I am also, far more importantly, Christian.
You see Christians have a higher loyalty. Our minds are set on higher things. It’s just one of the ways that we’re so much better than everyone else. Naturally, if anyone attacks this wonderful, higher level of elevated thinking, we band together to protect our invisible magic friend club.
There have even been people, whose minds were not sufficiently elevated, who consider the Church responsible for covering up offences against children. You must simply learn to accept our moral superiority and leadership.